Pay the Big Dawgs! Simulating the Impact of the Tucker and Bichette Signings

The Oyster Simulator returns to assess the sluggers’ impacts on the Dodgers and Mets lineups

This week, a combined $376 million in contracts was issued to the most highly regarded remaining two hitters on the market, Kyle Tucker (LAD) and Bo Bichette (NYM). You know what that means! Time for the Down on the Farm team to drop whatever they’re doing to simulate the impacts of the additions on their new teams. The Dodgers and Mets were kind enough…